Could I interest you in a Peepee Tepee? A Cock Condo? A Jerk-It Yurt? A Wigwam Wank? A Ding-Dong Dwelling? A Big-Top Blow? A Nut Hut, if you will?
Does anyone have an explanation?
Somebody in the notes was like “tbh I’d want one just in case I got walked in on.” And personally I think it would be easier to explain jerking off vs jerking off with your dick in a tiny tent.
it’s so skeeters don’t dine on yer dong when you’re jerkin it out in the woods
Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will
This is what hozier meant when he says he falls a little bit in love everyday with someone new
I once watched a girl in the produce aisle pick up a bushel of bananas that were precariously perched on the edge and move them farther back and under her breath she said “there you go sweeties - that will be more comfortable” before shuffling off and… I think about her often.
Croatia was hit once again with big earthquakes, third time this year, yesterday 5.2 and today with 6.3. I’m sharing donation links so please donate if you can or share so it reaches more people
i honestly believe human beings are not meant to live like this. we are meant to live in loving communities and be around nature every day and grow our own food and create art and not work day and night until we die. this longing for another life is not human nature, it’s a symptom of modern society.
be poetic. if you find the way the light falls through your window and onto your bedroom wall pretty, write about it. call it soft and golden as sunlit honey. if it makes you glad to be alive then it’s not silly. you look for the beauty of things, be proud of that. say the heavy rain is kissing you. write about the glow of the moon, the dancing of flowers. make your world magical. collect your metaphors and treasure them.
Anyone: u ok
Me; yeah just thinking about how I’ll never be this young again and about how most of my youth has been lost to depression loneliness and self doubt lol